Cheating…
Writing by shinda on Thursday, 12 of January , 2006
Everyone’s probably heard the sayings, “cheating gets you no where”, “cheaters never win”, “all your really doing is cheating yourself”, which leads me to wonder, who came up with these?
In sport, cheating is often credited to taking away from the win, which is true, after all nothing can compare to a winning a hard fought game, but then again loosing a hard fought game isn’t much fun neither, and I would much rather settle for the cheated win then the hard fought loss.
Same goes for school. When you spend days, nights and countless hours studying for a test, exam or working on an assignment, then get back that paper with 100% stamped on the front nothing feels better, you did it. Now, if you just agreed with me your missing out. After all, not studying, staying up late the night before procrastinating, walking into an exam and then getting complete and full darshan of someone else’s paper, and still getting that 100% feels just as good if not better. On the flip side, failing a paper when you could have easily cheated, but then got blocked due to someone else not letting you copy, well for most that’s enough to drive them into deep depression.
Now, over the years I’ve accumulated a vast knowledge of scams, excuses and ways to work the system. I’ve been blessed to have been around some of the most laziest individuals that you’ll ever meet when it comes to school. I’ve known individuals who spent 75% of their high school lives skipping class and still graduating with 80 + averages, without ever pulling an all nighter, let alone ever opening the class text book. University graduates who, while the rest of us where busy cramming where asleep snug in their beds, and then ended up graduating a year ahead of the rest.
I’d love to share stories and publicly swap tips of the trade, but that would just make it harder for future generations to practice this craft. As far as cheating goes, lets face it, some people can get away with it, others can’t. Personally I’m to lazy to cheat, where as others I know will spend more time planning the perfect scam then studying. If I’m to lazy to study, then you know I’m going to be lazy to devise a plan.
So now that I’ve totally appeased most of you looking for a quick fix, I will end this post with nothing more then anything else.
Hun Akhoo Satnaaam Sri Vaaaaaaaaaehegurooo Jeee.
Category: Advice, Jokes, Procrastinating Thoughts
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Yoo from 
Made Friday, 13 of January , 2006 at 3:33 am
People who don’t cheat normally get looked upon as the “goody two shoes” of this era. But check it, living honestly is what our religion teaches. Sure, there may be many pros to cheating- saving time and energy..but think long term. Imagine if your doctor was the one who had cheated his way through med school, and then you went to him for a checkup and he diagnosed you with some next **** that happened to screw you up even further..those are just some things to think about..also sometimes its not easy cheating..some teachers watch you like hawks..back in my day, we had a computers exam to write, now me being the nerd, memorized all the information and got a perfect 100% whereas the rest of the class decided to use cheat notes b/c the teacher was a ref and they claimed it was “easy” to work around him, even the so called honest chicks bought into the stories of the “wise and cool” , one chick , who had never lied in her life , decided to cheat on the test, as she hadnt studied for it (i mean what average Joe would, it was a test about BIOS and this other computer ****) but yeha back to the point she had cheat notes in her desk , and while the teacher was handing out the tests, her mind was engaging in a battle of its own..the devil inside her vs. the angel. and at the last minute she had decided not to cheat, but what HAPPENS..HER Destiny is no good..the cheat notes magically fall outta her desk, she gets in trouble and starts to cry.. the rest of the class failed as the teacher watched them really carefully. Moral of the story: that girl could be any of you. the thought of something can be as bad, if not worse..so dont cheat kids, study, and be good..and then in parlok ur heads will shinee..and ur faces will glow..;)
Tejdeep Singh from
Made Friday, 13 of January , 2006 at 3:36 am
cheating bad.
studying good.
doing yoga even better.
Anonymous from
Made Friday, 13 of January , 2006 at 2:37 pm
the moral of the sotry is that if you cheat and do better than the guy who studied but still spent mroe time planning the con than the other guy did studying, you are an idiot
BUTTT
IF you conned it, and still raped the class, and did it without to much time being spent, yourr illl
we goto skool not to learn, but to get good jobs that will pay us large sums of money.
yoo from
Made Friday, 13 of January , 2006 at 4:53 pm
“we go to school not to learn, but to get good jobs that will pay us large sums of money”
Yo.. if thats the case, why not take the easy way out..
Why go to university and waste your money, when you can be a paralegal lawyer with 2 years of DEVRY education?
aki from
Made Friday, 13 of January , 2006 at 6:30 pm
Yea right, why waste money doing paralegal at Devry, when you can do it at Humber for a quarter of the price.
Only Desi Snobs go to Devry. BLAH!
Anonymous from
Made Friday, 13 of January , 2006 at 9:09 pm
paralegal is a really a lawyer and only make the fraction of the amount a real lawyer would make
so ur arguement is off “yoo”
Anonymous from
Made Friday, 13 of January , 2006 at 9:09 pm
paralegal is a really a lawyer and only make the fraction of the amount a real lawyer would make
so ur arguement is off “yoo”
Anonymous from
Made Friday, 13 of January , 2006 at 10:45 pm
paralegals are want to be lawyers, they aint ****. you know how security guards are toy cops. same way paralegals are toy lawyers
yoo from
Made Friday, 13 of January , 2006 at 11:05 pm
paralegals easy,
to make good amounts of money, it takes a lawyer a couple of years, as he or she has to build his or her rank
