Marriage..
Writing by shinda on Monday, 27 of March , 2006
I’ve constantly been hearing about people these days having a hard time finding that special someone with whom they can spend the rest of their life with. Usually I just sit back and wonder why people are stressing so hard but then again I’m hopefully 4, 5 years from having to give the topic any serious thought, but still why the stress.
People crying about how its hard to find the right person because everyone has too high of standards or in some cases too low of standards that they just can’t live up to.
Here’s a proposal, GO TO INDIA get married and drop it. Think about it, India has a population of 1 Billion+, so I’m sure that special someone is just waiting for you.
Now that I got everyone’s jaw on the ground let me clear some things up. Firstly I don’t see anything wrong with girls from India let alone guys from India. Sure most the ones you meet are pretty pervy (well Guys anyways), but still they cant all be like that, after all some of my friends and people I know are straight pindoo’s (actually they were born and raised in Taksal, so they as Pindoo as Taksalis can get, but that’s besides the point), and I’ve never gotten a hint of perviness from them.
But still people don’t want to marry them because they want someone who has a real job, puhlleeze..to good for a truck driver, and you say its the guys who got high standards..
Honestly though marriage shouldn’t be so complicated. Lets not over complicate things with the fairy tales, dreams and all that other crap we’ve been led to believe is needed for a successful and long standing marriage.
What one really needs is simple, someone that wont kill them, wont shit on them, and wont rob them, everything else is just extra.
Now before people take the above as a sign that I’m down to marry just about anyone or everyone hold your horses, for just a minute, because that’s not what I’m saying. I’m saying IF YOU are feeling desperate to get married dont complain about it, just settle for less, get a ticket to India and find someone who you know, even on their best day, couldn’t knock you out. (Girls I’m talking to you).
Personally I always get things with the extra’s, cars computers, I’m all about the bells and whistles so before you figure you got me figured out and want to send a rista my way ask your self the following:
- Can you cook? - I hate cooking, so I need someone who’ll make sure I don’t starve myself.
- Can you clean? - Yes I’m messy, so we need to balance this out with you being organized and clean.
- Are you tall? - I don’t want short kids.
- Can you run? - I don’t want slow fat kids.
- Can you jump? - Yea I want a kid who can dunk before he’s in grade 9.
If you meet the criteria of the above, don’t hesitate to get in touch with my parents. Don’t bother getting in touch with me, since that will basically make me think your shook and scare me off.
Anyways I hope the above has helped any of you out there searching for that special someone.
Also please note, any hate mail you do decide to send me at least try at the very least to make it funny, and as far as the insults go, I’ll blog the best ones and we can rank ‘em, just keep them clean.
Until then, keep fit and have fun….
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singh from 
Made Monday, 27 of March , 2006 at 6:58 pm
im pretty sure population of india is just over one million not eight million
gaffer from
Made Monday, 27 of March , 2006 at 7:37 pm
u want soeone who can jump, tall and can run? sounds like u gonna end up with an athlete
single bibi from
Made Monday, 27 of March , 2006 at 7:48 pm
yooo, how long do i have to post on your blog, for you to notice me!, fine i cant, cook, or clean, but im tall, but yoo, what do u mean, you want me to be fast?
Yo single bibi you heard the man, contact his parents!
lol
jatt da raaj from
Made Monday, 27 of March , 2006 at 10:38 pm
damnn. u as lazy as the rest of us. jus want kids wholl earn millions so u dont have to work.
Gurpreet from
Made Tuesday, 28 of March , 2006 at 1:43 am
looks like shinda’s putting his matrimonial on the internet……
kaur from 
Made Tuesday, 28 of March , 2006 at 6:16 am
so basically u want a cook, cleaner, producer of tall, fast kids summed up in a ‘wife’; man i feel sorry for ure woman to be already.
u soundin like a typical punjabi man, who is dependent on females to cook, n clean his dirty clothes n whateva…grrrrr typical typical - unimpressive.
kaur from
Made Tuesday, 28 of March , 2006 at 6:21 am
n I thought u could be somthin different.lol
Waheguru Ji Ka Khalsa Waheguru Ji Ki Fateh
“Honestly though marriage shouldn’t be so complicated. Lets not over complicate things with the fairy tales, dreams and all that other **** we’ve been led to believe is needed for a successful and long standing marriage.”
Totally agree. btw, Tall parents doesn’t necessarily mean tall children lol
Waheguru Ji Ka Khalsa Waheguru Ji Ki Fateh
ump from
Made Tuesday, 28 of March , 2006 at 4:02 pm
everyone is shook in india….the guys are all perverts and think they all big and the bibiyan are all into gidha and they all try to find a way to wear pants and get out of their suit’s and most ppl in india look down on singhs…..well that’s what i learnt from my experience
Shinda I can do all the above, accept jump and run!!!
But those can be taken care of, I can lose 100 pounds, I can do plymetrics and jump higher, as long as I get you!
Ive talked to your father, he doesnt mind.
You have rescinded my offer too many times before, but now you have no other choice..
Shinday Marry Me!!!
Frank the Man from
Made Wednesday, 29 of March , 2006 at 2:16 pm
Shinda, it’s all find and dandy saying this as you are not looking seriously. Just wait till you are, and some but ugly girl comes along and smiles and you notice all her teeth are crooked not to mention the few”extra pounds”. She will say “Oho Meraa Shindaa, I bill Lub Jou Nice” the prospect of living with this girl for the rest of your life will haunt you beleive me. I can just see you and your taksali Cholaa fly outaa there faster than than a cop on a black man.
Talk is cheap, especially your talk. Taksali’s are supposed to be educated and have sweet talk, you shouldn’t swear, my brother, it’s not the taksali way. Could you imagine Baba Jarnail Singh reading the **** you have this blog? What would he think?
Let’s see what happens when it’s you they are trying to hook up “the special” Bibi with…………………….Your Chacaa Frank th Man
kaur from
Made Wednesday, 29 of March , 2006 at 6:06 pm
i totally agree with frank.
Waheguru Ji Ka Khalsa Waheguru Ji Ki Fateh,
‘Frank the Man’, are you of such an avastha where you know what other people will do? If not then don’t assume or speculate what shinda veerji will do.
Btw what is your definition of beautiful? Because going by your post, it sounds like a western view straight from hollywood. All Singhnee’s are beautiful! It doesn’t matter how bent or staight their teeth are. Or how fat or thin they are. How can they not be beautiful? They are daughters of the king of kings, the saint of saints, Satguru Sri Guru Gobind Singh Ji Maharaj.
Finding imperfections with people, is like finding imperfections in the way akaal purakh made them. Everyone no matter of how you define ‘beautiful’ is perfect the way they are, as this is how Waheguru Ji has made them.
Waheguru Ji Ka Khalsa Waheguru Ji Ki Fateh
re: Mr Singhs post. I absolutely agree with you!!
Sat Sri Akal
Wow, from reading all your blogs, I’m quite astounded. Firstly, I agree with what Mr. Singh has to say about women. Man you guys should learn a thing or two from him… like seriously!
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Made Monday, 18 of February , 2008 at 8:12 pm
This comment is coming in very late, but I totally agree with Mr.Singh, all you girls pleading for Shinda Singh affection should really focus your attention on this dude instead, but hey what do I know I am just another desperate girl looking of some Singh to marry…hahaha! Being a scientist and all it gives me the the authority to tell you that genetically speaking the chances that the offspring of two tall people will be as tall as either parent is can be slim depending on the family genealogy, but I digress, theres no point with fighting with a stubborn Singh. I got the whole cleaning, cooking thing down but unfortunately god decided he wanted me to be short dammit! Please remember to pause when reading the above run on sentence!
