How 2 Fail in Style…
Writing by shinda on Monday, 24 of April , 2006
Everyone’s done it, procrastinated to the point where you only have 10 minutes left before a final and all of a sudden you realize, that you just don’t got a chance, so now you got two options you can either, run a scam (defer, cheat, whatever) OR you can fail in style.
Running scams is all fun but sooner or later it catch’s up with you and you just get to the point where it doesn’t seem like its worth your while. These days I feel as though I’m just too old and can’t be bothered with the acting, and thinking involved in preparing a scam so I opt for option #2, (the lazy mans option no doubt), failing in style.
Now various ideas come to mind, you can walk in and walk out Walk in scream at the prof and walk out. You could just not show. The ideas are plenty, but all lack the creativity that would make them relevant and memorable, after all how many of us haven’t already seen someone air out a prof or teacher before.
So as I sit in here 10 minutes before my final exam I turn to YouTube to show me how its done. Although incredibly stupid this fool ranks high almost a prefect score when it comes to creativity. I figure if your going to fail there’s no better way to do it, other then to do it like this fool. (Note: Although creative personally this would just be embarrassing for me to do.)
I doubt I’d ever able to run that, and get applause or laughs. If anything the auditorium would clear out with screams of terror, thinking I’m some next suicide bomber. (Reminds me of the time in Cinci @ Lord of the Rings ;))Anyways got too think positive thoughts, I wonder who’s going to get fired tonight on Apprentice?..Chuloo time to bounce..
Category: Procrastinating Thoughts, Video
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Gfreestyler from 
Made Tuesday, 25 of April , 2006 at 12:03 am
man u mad sick…head nah good..haha thats jokes
Chachaa Jee from
Made Tuesday, 25 of April , 2006 at 8:48 am
Ever try studying? Being able to go to uni for an education is a god given gift. Don’t waste it, because if you do one day you think back and regret it.
Your Chachaa
Chacha jee is wise.
Good luck with your exams.
sakl from
Made Tuesday, 25 of April , 2006 at 2:56 pm
without the cons wat would skool really be……whether its stealing an exam, copying off a friend, having cheat sheets in ur calculator, writing out ur cheet notes on ur desk a day b4 the exam or watever…….conning is the best part of skool…..just studying and writing exams would not only make you do worse, but would take all the excitement out of skool
BTW, i just deferred an exam today :p …dr. cole’s clinic (Y)
Ego from
Made Wednesday, 26 of April , 2006 at 1:35 pm
Dont worry Singh sahib, i personally think your following gurbani but not increasing your humai. 
likh likh parhi-aa ll taytaa karhi-aa ll
By reading and writing of worldly knowledge, one only increase ones ego.
hahaha from
Made Wednesday, 26 of April , 2006 at 6:25 pm
Deffering an exam is not worth it.. cause in the end you still fail..because most people dont make use of the time..conning aint sikhi though..yeah its fun but when has anything fun ever been good?
