“Miami and the justice league have been playing like ****, the whole playoffs. Shaq is playing like an uninspired third wheel, although his comments are still at par. Wade is looking tired, but then again he’s going into this series well rested.”

Nah shinda man, that could not have been more wrong…..

Miami has never, never played this good in its entire history, after game 1 of the nets, they clicking on all cylinders. While I was reading this, my blood was boiling until I came ot this “Truthfully I’d call Dallas to beat Miami in 6, but due to my long standing relationship with my brotha from anotha motha, I’m (out of fear of being smacked and not invited to watch the games) go with the Heat. ” ahahhh that fixed things there…

but on the real note, this is going to the hardest series for the HEat, they dispatched the pistons with some ease, but it was still a hard fought series..

Here’s my analysis:
Disco Dirk is a one man wrecking crew, ruining teams in the western conference.
JOsh howard: maybe the best overall player on that team
JT: overrated in a contract season so is playing hard
Dampier: overreated and out of shape
Stack: getting old but can still hit that open jumper
Harris: quick, but still young and takes dumb shots
AVery: smart coach, who no doubt will get his troops ready

The mavs are truly a match up problem for the heat, but no one though the heat would beat the nets, and hten everyone thought they got lucky with the nets and were goign to lose to them pistons.

But I gotta say on thing, re-iterate it again. Shaquillee Hu Akbar..

Wade is playing at a higher level than anyone in the NBa. Yes ladeis and gentlemen he is better than bron, i dont care what anyone says.

Payton is still the glove, a bit looser fit though
“if hte glove fits, we must equit”

Walker: Really shutting me up, I didnt like his acquisition, but he is drawing the defense to him and passing it to shaq, just like he is supposed to

j-will: That was a nuts shooting display, of drives, pull ups threes everything..Man had a shot-gun for an arm

Haslem: Best PF shaq has ever had. does everything rigth

Zo: second best centre in the leauge

Posey: Defense…..DEfense….Defense

So, in light of my player critique, I will write what happens in the series also

game 1: Miami by 6
gme 2: Dallas by 13
game 3: Miami by 8
gaem 4: Miami by 4
game 5: Miami by 6

Shaquille O’neal finals MVP, fitted for his fourth ring.
Wade begins his ascension as the next heir to jordan, beginning to surpass KObe as the apparent.
Payton retires. Hall of famer, trash talker, baller
Zo retires: Great career cut short by kidney problems

Therefore, Thank you shinda for posting this kind of blog.

Go HEAT:
Shaquille Hu Akbar

oh yeah i forgot about the Don:

Pat Riley just looks too slick for anyone to doubt him.

He has the combo of a young Pacino and DeNiro.

I’m telling you, he could have starred in the movie HEAT and people would of thought it was one of them..

Shaq said RIley is the best coach he has ever had….

and the man had Phil…. So what shaq says goes

Shaquille Hu Akbar

“Zo: second best centre in the leauge”

I could spend this hole post going insane on that comment..buttt..

actually im going to do it anyways.

I have nothing but pure hatred for this guy. Have I been buying stocks of Hatorade from Costco? Oh hell yes when it comes to this ***. (any Raptor fan knows why) He’s up there with the British in Braveheart, Nina in 24..or Sillinger in Oz - that nazi prick.

Oh how close I was to going to the game when he returned to T.O, a sign in my hands with a picture of Zo and a bullseye on his kidney saying ‘AIM HERE’.

In the words of some Jewish guy on a Passionate eye documentary..”Peace divides, War unites” and i say we unite and wage some Jihad on this afghani goat ball lickin poompenshaft.

I take Dallas in 6..for the sole reason that Zo will be present on the other side. And cuz i want Dirk to have some crazy games so I can hear Mike Toth say DIRRRKKHHH NOVVVITZKII.
Thus making me 1/1 in predictions with a 1000.00 fg %.

First off Harsimran Singh, let’s not go crazy. Even if Wade wins the championship he won’t surpass Kobe. This Heat season reminds me of the 00-01 Lakers season where Shaq was out of shape and injured for most of the season and Kobe put the Lakers on his back droppin 30 a game and Playoff time Shaq showed up and dominated. However, this time they didn’t cruise thru the playoffs and in the Finals they have a worthy opponent. I also would LIKE to say Dallas will win in 6 but as tradition has it I will got with Miami in 7.

Shaq will have to dominate this series because Dirk on the other side will be ruining Haslem, Posey and Walker. J-Will have to play like he did in game 6 as the JET and Harris will give the Heat all they can handle. Having Dampier, Diop and Mbenga(Not until game 5) the Mavs have more than enough fouls to give on Shaq. So far this year in the playoffs, Miami hasn’t played anyone with a deep bench like the Mavs and that could end up being the difference but then again Shaq himself is a BIG load to handle for anyone.

Heat in 7. Shaq wins 4th Ring + 4th NBA Finals MVP.

“We never argue, never had any arguments. I’m not used to that from my 2-guard.”

Its hard to go against shaq and wade, but wade has that crazy virus, even though the mavs wont stop him, that virus might.

nowitzki is unstoppable.

this is going to 7, mavs win cuz of the homecourt advantage

I am truly shocked at the amount of people choosing the mavs..

besides Disco Dirk, the mavs are no better than the pistons

chauncey > jt
rip > harris/marquis/
big ben > dampier (on both ends, yes even on O)
Tayshaun > howard
rasheed

the bototom line is Shaq doenst have to paly D aginst he mavs cause their bigs cnat score. when wade blows by howard look for hte flip alley to shaq, who in return dunks it on DIop and Dampier…

And to harp….quit hating on Zo, Babcock is an idiot for that entire fiasco….

a) shouldnt traded for alonzo
b) shouldnt bought him out, let him rot on the bench

Let nowitzki get his, but shut down everyone else

go HEAt
Shaquille Hu Akbar

“He’s good people.”

Hmmm,

Well lets just mke it simple and straight. Heat gonna win this in 5. They gonna take one in Big D and then just take over at home. They gonna close em out at home.

As for matchups, theres no contest. Miami goes 10 deep. Mavs go to Stack and Daniels and then the rest of em cant do ****. Dun even say Van Horn because this is not the Phoenix Suns who dont have Bigs. We talkin bout Miami.

Shaq, Haslem, Walker, Wade, Williams, Posey, Payton, Mourning, Anderson and Kapono a spare but sometimes hot shooter.

Thats 10 huys who can play against 7. Whatever man bottom Line Heat takin it in 5.

I will be 14/15 when this thing ends. Only loss being Suns in last round.

Edmonton in 6 for all the Hockey Lovers.

Damnn! I was playin Live 06 online n **** was buck. I chose Dallas as I always have and the other man dem chose Heat. Shaq and Walker were tearing me a new one but the Jet n Disco Dirk kept it close. He was up by 12 at one point and i came back tied it. WIth 25seconds to go man dem killed clock n shot a 2pointer wit wade wit 4secs to go he missed i grabs boards TO!!!!!! Disco dirk drops one as the clock reads.06. Wade inbounds shooots scoressssss but sadly time expired I won 104-102 wit Disco Dirk droppin 70pts n jet rackin up 15asts. The moral of this story: Heat will keep it close but Dallas in 6.

Miami in 6…

I dont know who’s winning this round at all, its a toss up. Its just like the San Antonio vs Dallas series second round.

Anyone can win this title.

With that said I’m going to choose who I would be rooting for if I were watching the games and thats Miami.

Maimi in 6

If it goes to 7 Dallas wins at home.

Gurjeet do u know Game 6 and 7 is in Dallas.

The Finals is a 2-3-2 Schedule

So if Miami takes one at Dallas it could be over in 5.

Please Please, our Gurujeet made a small mistake, no point in pointing it out to the world. His word shall once again be tru.

Waheguru Ji Ka Khalsa Waheguru Ji Ki Fateh,

First of all Mr. Shinda Veerji nice blog…like your sense of sarcasm/cynicism. Also since I see you Canadians are awfully caught up in the Basketball playoffs fiasco I thought I would direct your undivided attention to more important matters…THE WORLD CUP!!!!!!!!!!!! Now I don’t completely understand this whole points system you’ve got going on here for the playoffs but if you decide to focus on Futbol then count me in for BRAZIL (assuming there’s no gender bias here in your little sports circle) ….good day

H~Kaur

blup it erased

I’m betting $100.00 that H Kaur doesn;t live in Canada. Anyone? Any takers?
Secondly, we all love Soccer, but at the same time the NBA Finals this year are actually going to be worth watching so don’t hate, you gots to appreciate.

PS. TNT gonna surprise some people. (hopefully) (actually not really but that name sounds ill. u gotta admit to that.)

Yes Jairay–

Go Heat,

Since this being thursday, roughly 12 hours till tip-off, let me again reiterate my sentiment towards miami.

Shaq has averages 32.3 points and 13.3 boards in the nba finals. (all five times he’s been there.) To tell you the truth, no matter how much Shaq has cooled down he wants that 4th mvp.. He can butter up Wade as much as he wants but shaq is taking 20 shots a game no matter what.

Diop and Dampier (d-d), are big and tall, no doubt. However, shaq is bigger, stronger, faster, and smarter. They will do their best to hold shaq, but they wont be able to do a better job then big-ben I think.

On the other hand Disco is playing nuts. but to tell you the truth who did he do it against? (tim thomas?, bowen who is 7 inches smaller? duncan, who has a hobbled ankle?) Haslem is rough stuff man. He is one of the reasons shaq came to miami, He quoted yesterday saying how he plays rough, with ill D and grabs boards. Truss Haslem to hassle nowitzki.

Flash is just that…Flash! No one will stop him, even if he has a tissue in one hand and the ball in the other. He will get his.

All in all Shaquille is still Akbar,
In closing: If I was will smith and I was talking ot the Larry o’brien trophy I would say:

‘Welcome to Miami”

Miami in 5 !

If I was Debby and I considered myself the Larry O’brien trophy..I would say DEBBY DOES DALLAS.

wtf harp!?!? that makes no sense….

how could you go against shaq

“Like the Great Kevin Garnett says, If you don’t like Shaq, something is wrong with you”

My bad I didnt know about the 2-3-2 schedule for the finals.

I think it makes a huge differnce, it favours Dallas alot. But agian it still is a toss up.

The KEY for Maimi winning is stealing game 1 or 2, Its impertive they take 1 game of the first two, if they do they will win.

And thats how I’m summing this series up, If Maimi doesnt win 1 of the first 2 games they loose and Dallas wins, if they do win 1 of the first 2 games Maimi will win.

OK H-Kaur,
Since u brought it up Shinda this is an ill time to make a post on teh World Cup it starts tomorrow.

Hook a brotha up nigga, Cmon.

No offense but soccer is the most boring sprot in teh world…
(next to racing, i dont know why so many people watch a car round a track 500 times)

I would rather watch golf than watch soccer. the only reason people watch world cup is because of their patriotism (dont know if thas a real word) to their country. I mean we know mandeep is from Jamaica so he is gonna go for them, but what about everyone else…….

oh wait gimme a few minutes let me act like i just broke my leg so the ref gives the oether team a red card….still crying….still…..yup stilll

oh and the play resumes..the score is 0-0 heading into injury time…

soccer is so god damn boring man…where is the action

Only good thing about soccer is the fans….the fans are crazy

Soccer is illll, dont kno what u talkin about. Try watching a Champions league game with me…Arsenal vs say..Barcelona and tell me it sucks. The Champions league final this year was nuts. One of the best sporting events all year. Italian soccer can get boring tho still (there strict defensive play), but there is a resaon why everyone outside of the United States loves soccer.
(Carolina vs Edmonton..game of the century.. got madd low ratings in U.S..like comon what do Americans know) You need to broaden your scope son, Basketball aint the centre of the Universe. Don’t hate on something if you havent watched it properly ( watching for a couple minutes at a time dont count) But I guess there are two types of fans..you got your sports fans..who love there Raptors..love the Jays..love the leafs.. and than you got ur every-sport-sucks-but-the-one-i-follow fans.
And now back to contributing to society.

For the record this wasn’t a bash at Harsimran Sion, I am very much afraid of him.

Naa I love Shaq..next to Wayne Gretzkys dad ( signed a billion autographs for us) hes prolly the most likeable guy in the sports industry. I feel like calling him up to chill and jus cracking jokes with him. He would make fun of my phug, I would make fun of his blackness..I can picture it now. Ive liked the guy since the Afernee days, to the time he started making the Yao Ming jokes.
But mann that Ben Wallace block made me loose a lot of respect for his playing ability. I jus couldnt believe it happened, keeps playing over and over in my head. Dallas and Dirk are on more of a roll going into this series, and they got the stamina to get through it. I dont know if I can say the same for the Heat. And the home court advantage just tips the scale too much in Dallas’s favour.

After watching last nights game, I am officially backing miami 100%.

Firstly was it just me or did ABC seem to favour Dallas in there coverage? Also Dallas now comes across as being to-goodie-two shoes type of team, the kid who kisses *** and has all the parents falling in love with him, type of team.

As far as Miami loosing, to quote my man, “They played like **** and still only lost by 10″. This was a must loose game for Miami. It’ll feed that fire, anger them a bit, and now they are ready to unleash hell.

Plus how can you not love Wade. Fall 7 times, get up 8.

“Also Dallas now comes across as being to-goodie-two shoes type of team, the kid who kisses *** and has all the parents falling in love with him, type of team.”

So Shinda, Dallas is coming across as RANJIT?

AHAHAHAHHAAHAHH

Dallas is very much like Ranjit, wins game 1 but will eventually lose to Jarnail in the tournament (Jarnail is Miami)

GO Jarnail Sion
Go Miami

HAHAHAHAHAH. I was thinking Ranjit was more along the lines of the kid who kisses *** and has all the parents falling in love with him but wat you said makes sense as well.

harsimran yaar, are you worried yet

Gurparsaad dont worry

The Heat got three games at home………………coming back to big d up 3-2

Shaq WILL bounce back!

Miami heat sat on a wall
Miami Heat had a great fall
All the Heats Trainers, and all the Heats men
couldn’t put Miami together again..

vah vee nba fan….nice post…

Yes that game was one of the best games this year (not the best though, i think thas game 4 lakers and suns still).

It should have had a better ending I think, refs should have used some descretion on taht timeout call.

The reason shaq is being held back is, yes age, but more importantly he is tenative and passive, when he makes a quick move, he gets fouled or he dunks on mans (mbenga and erica got it)…His FT shooting is appauling, baychara thinks too much

The glove fits…man is getting killed on D, but that circa 1995 left handed layup high off glass was ill..

yes jay-will makes me skip a beat enough times, so does walker

posey == the man
haslem == “UH” “UBER HEART”…man is amazing…shaq sums it up best: clemenza

Wade: What cna i say to do him justice?

nba ball is sick………..

GO HEAT
Shaquille Hu Akbar
Dwayne wade is the future
haslem is raw

p.s Shaq owes wade one…..shaq will bounce bakc in game 6…28-14 im predicting

gurprasaaaaadh

Becca

My husband was talking about this same thing last night

Jessica

Did you see the new movie that talked about this?

Marissa

Do as you do, think as you think, you are amazing