The Pehova Diet Plan

Writing by shinda on Friday, 1 of September , 2006

Are you having trouble loosing those excess pounds? Find that your lavish life style as a Baba is providing you with way to much to eat? Then try the new Pehova Wale diet, guaranteed to help you shed those pounds in no time.

The Pehova Wale diet was perfected in 2006 by none other then Pehova’s favourite rapist, Baba Mann Sion himself. It entails running, hiding and more running. How the diet works is simple and you can get it to work for you in no time. Simply follow these simple instructions:

  1. Grab a crisp white cholaa and say you’re the real heir to the Rara Sahib dynasty, and how you and  Sant Baba Ishar Singh Ji go way back.
  2. Memorize Sakhi’s from Sant Jarnail Singh and Sant Ishar Singh tapes then tell them over and over again adding your own twists and turns each time.
  3. Start telling people you’re Guru Gobind Singh in disguise but to keep this secret on the down low.
  4. Mass produce Amrit and start shipping it out.
  5. Put your closest chelay to a Kaam test, and say its your way of testing there loyalty and Sikhi.
  6. Get Internet stooges to run circular logic games on message boards and hire the same stooges to act as your PR spin doctors.
  7. When Sangat does approach….RUN

Just repeat the following everywhere you go and you’ll see those excess pounds disappear in no time, and don’t forget to run, because just like the motto goes, “run, run, run, as fast as you can, you can’t catch him he’s from Pehovaa Maaan”.

For more reading:

http://www.panthic.org/news/125/ARTICLE/2713/2006-…

Category: Fight, Jokes, Protest, Sikhi

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16 Comments
Rating: 3  resta suma

Kulbir singh from your flag

Made Friday, 1 of September , 2006 at 1:41 pm

Shinda,
Have you thought about a career in marketing…? LOL. Just an update to all that is pehowa.
1, All eight gurdwara’s in the uk cancelled his programs. Unlike what harinder and his daddy (that the youth threatened violence within all gurdwara complexes) are saying, the programs were cancelled because of the international by requested by Colonel Sandhu.
2, baba chele (gurmeet/onkar/sandeep) pleaded that baba will not go to any gurdwara, but youth groups did not agree, and said MASS protest would be held were ever the rapist/guru/swindler would go.
3, knowing what might happen (actual wearing of shoe garland, and beard being pulled) baba when to the washroom in pehowa, and is yet to be seen…THE BABA DID NOT ARRIVE IN THE UK, ON HIS SCHEDULED FLIGHT -B.A 7.00AM- but the youth are still awaiting to see if he turns up….we have our ways of extracting info. from baba’s camp, its actually even easier these days, as many are leaving his dera!

so congrat’s to all…the case has been put forward to the akal takht, and the colonel will not take any laim slap on the rist, if his found guilty. a complete ban from the panth. 9until vadanti invites him back the following year, but like michael jackson, his pulling power on the pop charts will be dwindled.

Re. the colonel, i request all to research this man, (aapnapunjab.org) like we did. he wants to clean up the panth, and help the down trodden. And i ask those that support the baba, would this mature man invest his well recognised and much appreicated name, on us, if we were not holding/telling the truth…you have to decide.

so three things to remember:
1, rape/sexual assult
2, climing to be Guru Gobind Singh Ji
3, extorted and mis-use of sangats money.

Rating: 9  resta suma

LOL from your flag

Made Friday, 1 of September , 2006 at 5:47 pm

PLEASE ANSWER ON THING:

HOW CAN YOU ONE YEAR TREAT AND SEE SOMEONE AS YOUR SISTER AND THE NEXT GET MARRIED AND HAVE KIDS WITH HER…………..DISGUSTING…!!!

OH WELL THIS IS THE CURRENT SITUATION:

SAAB (THE EX-GURVAI AKA BACKBONE IN THE NINDIYA) AND GURPREET THE STUPID BIBI ARE NOW MARRIED AND HAVE A DAUGHTER BETWEEN THEM…

….HOW CAN SOMEONE WITH SUCH A DIRTY MIND THEMSELF EVEN THINK TWICE OF LABELLING ALLEGATIONS AGAINST ANOTHER……?

OHH AND KULBIR, STILL HAVENT MANAGED TO KEEP YOUR BEARD THEN.??.**** I FORGOT

“YOU MOVED TO THE NEXT LEVEL”

LOL,

IM OUT

U crack me up from your flag

Made Saturday, 2 of September , 2006 at 12:51 am

shinda…….if only losing weight were that simple!

Rating: -5  resta suma

? from your flag

Made Saturday, 2 of September , 2006 at 1:11 am

what confuses me is since baba cancelled uk does that mean hes scared? if babas scared does that make him coward? if hes coward hows he a sikh let alone sant? Mann Singh chelay will loose weight by running with the baba as he only knows how to run from real guru di sangat, until they tire break legs and get trampled by feet of gursikhs!!

Rating: 0  resta suma

Chamkilla from your flag

Made Sunday, 3 of September , 2006 at 3:54 pm

This is degrading towards the whole Sikh Community- Shinda you should not be instigating things like this…

Rating: 2  resta suma

kulbir singh from your flag

Made Tuesday, 5 of September , 2006 at 8:13 am

Chamkilla, may i ask how this is degrading?

Bringing out the truth, exposing this fake, and if some choose to add some humor to it, then all the power to them. The message remains the same, that pehowa wala has wronged the sikh sangat, yet the only argument i hear is that ” but he has influenced so many to take amrit, and that he does parchar 24/7″, I and most people do not disagree with this, but the fact remains, that he has raped, sexually assulted masny sisters, and also uses the sangat’s money for his own personal gains, living like a guru in his dera’s.

Chamkilla look back over the past few years, ever since the truth first came out. More and more people are begining to speak up about him/against him. Why? yet i dont not hear nobody coming to his defence, other than tag team harinder and gurmeet chahal (aka. LOL)
why?
Now that the Colonel has taken leadership of this, only proves one thing, that evidence does exist, otherwise what axe does the colonel have to grind with pehowa wala?

Hope that helps brother.

Balancing the Odds from your flag

Made Tuesday, 5 of September , 2006 at 5:11 pm

Kulbir,

My question is very simple, for the past 2 years you have tried very hard to defame Baba Maan Singh, you mention time and time again that this person raped, molested etc etc.

Yet to this day we all know there has not even been one ounce of proof other than an affadivit from the bibi in Canada (Please let me add, an affadivit has no value in court, it cannot even intiate an arrest) so why all the hype over the affadvit, i do not know?

Second of all apart from this bibi, you state many people have begun speaking up against this Baba? Once again this does not prove much, as we both know someones word against anothers does not really prove to be critical.

Thirdly you mention this Baba uses the sangat money for his own personal gains? Brother quite simply i do not agree becuase there are many other Sants in India too but yet only

This Baba goes to Orissa to put up a langar for the people in need?

This Baba sends truck upon truck to places like Gujrat for people in need?

This Baba puts up a 3 month shelter home in places like Ganore where people are in need?

This Baba provides rations for a 2 month period in places like Punjab Borders where people are in need?

This Baba leaves money on our stages for Gurdwara Sahibs to be built?

This Baba aids the Shaheeds Parivars of many effected areas in India?

This Baba provides clothes for people in natural disaster hit areas where there is need?

This Baba arranges huge Nagat Kirtans which all the Sangat take laha of?

This Baba does a programme in Lal Qila, for the 300 years of the Khalsa Panth?

This Baba arranges 1313 Akhand Paths for chardi Kala of the Khalsa Panth?

Yet Becuase this Baba has a Dhera which accomadates approx 2000 members of SANGAT, he is ALL BAD?

Yet because some Bibi who puts an allegation upon him, without any solid evidence or anything even of the sort, this Baba is ALL BAD?

Yet people like yourself instigate such issues, portraying to be a Panthic Dhardi

BUT CANNOT EVEN MANAGE TO FOLLOW THE SIKH PATH YOURSELF?????

yet people like Sahib Singh can freely have sexual relationships and get married with the yet another bibi who CLAIMS to have been abused???

BUT CAN STILL HAVE THE STANCE TO EVEN LABEL ANY ALLEGATIONS ON THIS BABA???

Sorry Kulbir weighing up the odds, and thinking very carefully about this decison i think its fair to say Brother your on the end of an if not already lost, yet lossing battle!!

Rating: 4  resta suma

sabaa from your flag

Made Tuesday, 5 of September , 2006 at 5:37 pm

ho-ho-hooold on there…”Baba will be in UK” … Just in Baba cancells trip to UK. Colonel Sandhu Zindaaabaad..Maan Chand Murdaabaaad!!!

Rating: 5  resta suma

kulbir singh from your flag

Made Wednesday, 6 of September , 2006 at 8:03 am

‘balancing the odds’ (i.e Harinder-the one true voice of pehowa sadh)…

What has been presented to the Akal Takht, and what Colonel Sandhu has been handed, is evidence, period. Jathabandhi’s throughout the world, who have been briefed upon the on-goings of pehowa sadh, have without being forced, chosen to speak up against the pakhandi sadh. For the sangat collectively to voice there opinions, by saying NO to Pehowa Sadh, to his much hyped/planned visit to the U.K, harinder speaks for itself (you can spin it any which way you want kiddo.)

Now to your long list of sewa from pehowa sadh…(lol)
All charity shown by your badal hugging sadh, has been funded, not by the sangat to a large extent, but by government agencies-FACT. All the fat twat does is drag his *** around, and shed some tears for the camera. Re. no other sants helping out in Orissa/Gujrat, guess you better check out Rara sahib sants…they were there too…!

The fact is that Jathedhar Bhai Ranjit singh has spoken out against your rapist baba, Colonel Sandhu has taken leadership of the movement to rid sikhi of such garbage, yet i ask you again, who is coming to voice there support for your sant? As you say, he is such a humanitarion, yet no support? Not even the corrupt sant samaj are willing to touch him, saying he is not a member, so we shall not comment?
Yet The colonel is recieving call from your baba’s camp, from your father, pleding the Colonel to give it up, that baba will fund projects that he is currently working on….Why?

Just to finish off, let me tell you all why the chahal family continues to worship the baba… When asked in the U.K, about the sexual allegations, Harinders old man replied, baba is Krishan Avatar (RSS beleive that Guru Gobind Singh’s sodhi’s are desendants of Krishan..LOL) and that all the sexual assult, and rape vicitims were krishans gopi’s, and that they do not know this. In time they will realise who they were in there previous life, and then regret the actions, that they have taken… (this is the internal spin the the baba is putting on the situation to his close chele) and that is why harinder and Co. are still with the baba, oh as well as being funded by the baba.

Harinder after all this, your baba still cannot defend himself, Why?
he defended himself against the dubai amrit in bottles…
he defended himself against DIG buddy, killing chardikala singhs after 1984?
Yet he remains quite now, why?

The list of victims, is endless… Waheguru will give victory to the side which stands by truth…keep watching.

Sadh-Terminator Singh Babbar from your flag

Made Wednesday, 6 of September , 2006 at 9:05 am

Pehowa Sadh Cancels UK visit, Hides in Dera
http://www.panthic.org/news/124/ARTICLE/2731/2006-09-06.html

Rating: -4  resta suma

hahaha from your flag

Made Thursday, 7 of September , 2006 at 2:45 am

haha ha

Shinda keep deleting my posts you biased fool

Rating: -1  resta suma

kulbir singh from your flag

Made Thursday, 7 of September , 2006 at 7:39 am

Harinder,
Your so-called baba, you say, has done so much for so many, yet why is it that only gurmeet and onkar seem to be able to defend him, via you, the biggest twat, and the worst spokesman for your rapist baba?
Harinder do us all a favour and look back over the past two years, and see that YOU are the only supporter, and thats it…sangat is backing off, not growing…you fool.

You say that the baba has told you all that Sant Isher singh, Rara wale were accused of rape and sexual assult, that sangat found a lady under there ‘manja’? Tell your baba to stop with the bull.

Try your hardest to tarnish Saab Singh…the only one chardi kala singh within the whole jatha of that fat twat, was saab singh…thats the opinion of all.

Rating: 11  resta suma

shinda from your flag

Made Thursday, 7 of September , 2006 at 9:32 am

Harinder,

Any post that gets deleted, gets deleted based on the fact that it has NOTHING to do with the actual discussion.

Its even more amazing as to how you’re all over the net on super-mann patrol. posting every where and any where.

Rating: -1  resta suma

xaygeedxyp from your flag

Made Tuesday, 3 of July , 2007 at 11:20 am

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Rating: 9  resta suma

Idetrorce from your flag

Made Saturday, 15 of December , 2007 at 10:59 pm

very interesting, but I don’t agree with you
Idetrorce

Rating: -3  resta suma

Gutu from your flag

Made Sunday, 31 of August , 2008 at 11:13 pm

Baba mann does not has to go any another Gurdwara Sahib. Now he started making his own deras. This week he opened another dera at Sacramento, California, at PowerInn Road in a house, has three acres land. He wants to build first class school and a dispensary.

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