The Capital Mob

Writing by shinda on Tuesday, 10 of January , 2006

The Capital Mob - Mugshots by Kamal AKA KD.

Sukh “The Gaffer” - Known for his outrageous stunts and antics. Younger brother of Kamal “The Wise Guy”. He is best known for breaking and entering, to sustain his outrageous addiction to bhang, but often settles for any white substance from baby powder to flour to anything else you can imagine. He will usually be the last one left at the scene of a crime, and due to his addiction, he has a hard time thinking on the spot and coming out with a sound allaby. He has been known to also use the alias Goomba. (Enemy of of the Video game hero - Mario).

Raji “Two meals” - alluding to his isatiable apetite. Always down for any mission, but can’t seem to get clearence from big papa. Is always followed by Sehaj The Spy aka the reporter, who is always looking to infilitrae the Ottawa Mob and report their deeds to higher authorities.

Kamal The Bean Man AKA The Cleaner - The voice of reason in the Ottawa Crew, the bean man does not act on emotion. He is calm and calculated. Known as the cleaner for his ability to solve problems. Bigger brother of Sukh The Gaffer, He counter balances Sukh’s chaotic and unpredictable nature.


Sunny Balz -The crew boss behind the Ottawa Mob. Part of the infamous Balz family that owns Ottawa. It is suspected that Sunny is behind all the happenings of the Ottawa crew, however big or small. Authorities suspect Sunny to be behind many of the break ins, in the Ottawa region, but due to his links, and other real estate “investments”, he has yet to be apprehended. Sources are currently trying to determine if Balz is linked with the alias of “Roy Koopa”, (Another fictional villian from the Super Mario Brother video game Saga).

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