Writing by shinda on Thursday, 2 of February , 2006
So I’m writing this test for some next class, and I’m sitting there and it was a pure scene. I did the multiple choice in like 2 secs, and after that I got sick faded, because they wanted these next essay questions and i was like left it, ill fade. So I started stressing then got Kirpaa and Guru Sahib gave me next darshan of the mans sitting in front of me, and I was like ill, i’m set. So i start looking and was pure trying to cop that, and the shit on his paper was sick blurry, and I was like ahhhhhh damn menu enkaan chidee ah. Sick fade, got pure raped.
Have trouble reading/understanding the above? ah well thats a sick fade…haha gotta love Turner Boli…
Category: Jokes, Procrastinating Thoughts
Writing by shinda on Thursday, 12 of January , 2006
Everyone’s probably heard the sayings, “cheating gets you no where”, “cheaters never win”, “all your really doing is cheating yourself”, which leads me to wonder, who came up with these?
In sport, cheating is often credited to taking away from the win, which is true, after all nothing can compare to a winning a hard fought game, but then again loosing a hard fought game isn’t much fun neither, and I would much rather settle for the cheated win then the hard fought loss.
Same goes for school. When you spend days, nights and countless hours studying for a test, exam or working on an assignment, then get back that paper with 100% stamped on the front nothing feels better, you did it. Now, if you just agreed with me your missing out. After all, not studying, staying up late the night before procrastinating, walking into an exam and then getting complete and full darshan of someone else’s paper, and still getting that 100% feels just as good if not better. On the flip side, failing a paper when you could have easily cheated, but then got blocked due to someone else not letting you copy, well for most that’s enough to drive them into deep depression.
Now, over the years I’ve accumulated a vast knowledge of scams, excuses and ways to work the system. I’ve been blessed to have been around some of the most laziest individuals that you’ll ever meet when it comes to school. I’ve known individuals who spent 75% of their high school lives skipping class and still graduating with 80 + averages, without ever pulling an all nighter, let alone ever opening the class text book. University graduates who, while the rest of us where busy cramming where asleep snug in their beds, and then ended up graduating a year ahead of the rest.
I’d love to share stories and publicly swap tips of the trade, but that would just make it harder for future generations to practice this craft. As far as cheating goes, lets face it, some people can get away with it, others can’t. Personally I’m to lazy to cheat, where as others I know will spend more time planning the perfect scam then studying. If I’m to lazy to study, then you know I’m going to be lazy to devise a plan.
So now that I’ve totally appeased most of you looking for a quick fix, I will end this post with nothing more then anything else.
Hun Akhoo Satnaaam Sri Vaaaaaaaaaehegurooo Jeee.
Category: Advice, Jokes, Procrastinating Thoughts
Writing by shinda on Thursday, 5 of January , 2006
I was sitting in class (business managmenet) and at the end of the class during Q & A this girl asks, how should you deal in a situation where you’re a manager and the employees are your friends or family, or should u not do it at all, and what came to mind was:
“Keep your family and business completely seperated
Money and blood don’t mix like two **** and no *****. Find yourself in serious shit”
Category: Procrastinating Thoughts, School
Writing by shinda on Thursday, 5 of January , 2006
I was coming back home late one night, and usually the talk radio stations got those next alien sci-fi shows which deal with paranormal / consperacy type topics. Much of this stuff is what most sane people consider trash, and parnoia.
The thing that they where talking about was the end of the world in August 2006. Now dont get me wrong I’m not pulling no Chicken little running around trying to concince anyone that the sky is falling, or nothing, but the speaker was talking about how that conclusion was based on Bible Codes.
Now this was my first time hearing about such a thing, and it obviosly sparked some curiosity. So as I always do when I’m curious I hit up google and searched Bible Codes and came across this site. Now I have no idea what they are doing to establish or what system they are using to decipher these codes, and messages, and be honest I dont really care.
But lets imagine for a second that this stuff has some truth behind it. That the Bible contains some hidden prophecies and messages. COULD the same hold true for Sri Guru Granth Sahib Ji? Now obvioslly anyone who cares to put enough effort into things can create some links to anything they want, or justifiy whatever they feel like, but I’m thinking about it more from a sense that if the Bible contains such hints, then surley Sahib Sri Guru Granth Sahib Jee, the greatest Granth ever composed has something similar, that is more accurate and percise??
But then again would that even matter? So what if somewhere in Sri Guru Granth Sahib Jee , Takhur Jee, tells us about future storms, wars, or plagues. How would any of that even effect us with our quest of obtaining mukhti? Would that not in fact take away from Mahraaj’s greatness, with us believing less in the message of love and more about the hidden message of destruction?
So now reapplying the logic to the above, would that not in turn mean that, by looking for such codes and hidden messages in the Bible, we transform the essential message that is perscribed in its text? I.E do we not take away from the arth and make them secondary in comparison to the prohpecies?
For those of you wondering where I’m going with this, the answer is nowhere. I’m just thinking out loud, giving yall something to read and pass your time with. After all, if your reading this, your defnitlly wasting more time then me.
Category: Procrastinating Thoughts, Random
Writing by shinda on Wednesday, 4 of January , 2006
Yahoo, enabled a new feature that lets fantasy players view the outcomes of past leauges.
So I open mine up and the stats are far from impressive:
All Fantasy Games
| Game |
Year |
Rank |
Team |
League |
Commissioner |
Private League |
| Basketball |
2005 |
5 of 8 * |
Kapital Punishment |
Malton |
No |
Yes |
| Basketball |
2004 |
4 of 8 |
Hometown Snigga’z |
Khalsa |
No |
Yes |
| Basketball |
2003 |
9 of 9 |
London Sniggers |
Malton Khalsa |
No |
Yes |
| Basketball |
2002 |
6 of 10 |
Sant Baba’s |
M.B.A |
Yes |
Yes |
| Basketball |
2001 |
3 of 8 |
The Woodz |
NBA AllStARz |
Yes |
Yes |
To sum that up:
- My best year was 2001, when I came in 3rd.
- Years 2002, and 2004 where about average.
- 2003 I finished last.
- I have an overal performance of 43%
Like the raptors I went from having a good season (they went 2nd round in the playoffs, and were a shot awaying from going to the 3rd), to having a shitty season, back to having a decent season, and right now I’m struggling to maintain in what is probably the most competetive and volitile season to date.
Hopefully like the Raptors I’ll have a blow out day today, and jump to the second or third spot.
Like Shaq, I’m going to take it the hole, and out do even the best.
Brrupp…
Category: Basketball, Procrastinating Thoughts
Writing by shinda on Sunday, 18 of December , 2005
Sitting up in the library with Tejdeep. He actually seems to be getting something done, where as I havn’t been able to get through a thing yet. I know its bad, but what you going to do? Final exam is in the morning. Ahhh the pressure, and for once I’m out of things to do.
Last night I accidently deleted the Hukamnaama function (the code that displays the Hukamnaama from Darbaar Sahib on GursikhiJeevan). I was trying to shut down the computer when I kept clicking “yes” whenever the save changes bar came up. It was only until someone messaged me later that there was an error on the site that I realized what happened.
Oh well, luckily the function itself isn’t to big, so took only a few minutes to recode, but I doubt this new one is refined as the last one, which I guess will prove itself true in the coming days when the Mukh vaaks have errors when they show up.
But then again what you going to do?
Chulloo, time to really get serious about this studying since I only got a few hours left.
Aaaakhooo Saat naam Sri Vahegurooo Jeee..
Category: Procrastinating Thoughts